This is Dinosaur, he is a Triceratops. My coworkers assigned this work project specifically to me. I made it my sole responsibility to care for this patient.

I spent hours working with him. I nibbled off his horns and the tips of his boney frill. After many attempts, I finally reached his inner squeak. I carefully removed it and deemed it unsqueakable.

Today I decorated the office with its inner stuffing. My coworkers were not impressed. They do not realize the potential of my interior design skills and must have no appreciation for the finer things.

They had the audacity to pick up all the stuffing and throw it in the trash. THE TRASH! Needless to say, I was deeply offended.

Rest in pieces little buddy. Till we meet again.